In which we note the obvious:

[jesshartley]

Boys are Dumb.

Throw rocks at them.

Comments

[jessicac.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. Stupid boys.

General observation or specific and aggravating experiencial reminder?

[sgtjesse.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
Good thing I'm not a boy. ;)

[mimerki.livejournal.com]

Yes they are.

And Girls are Psycho.

That's why we love them.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

I've sometimes seen it written that Boys are Dumb because Girls are Crazy... Or Girls are Crazy because Boys are Dumb.

I'm trying to figure out if I'm currently "crazier than average".

I don't think I have enough information to determine it.

*Sigh*

[non-sanctus.livejournal.com]

The reality is that most of the human race is out of it's freakin' gorde. Sex doesn't really play into it. It just depends on whether you are a carbon based life form or not.

[arimenthe.livejournal.com]

No, Girls are crazy because boy's are dumb.

Eh and you're not crazier than average...

I'm thinking the IQ of men lately has been dropping..Is it because we're 29 and all the men are passing us up and becoming senile?

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

LOL

Nah.

Unlike you, my dear, I'm old. :) Can't be that.

[mimerki.livejournal.com]

Oh. I've never seen it with causation before. It was always just 2 true and equal statements. Boys are Dumb; Girls are Crazy.

[ginsupup.livejournal.com]

Consult the Minions, They hold great knowledge and Will talk if promted. (Don't forget Yahoo is wonderfull.)

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

What's your yahoo nick?

[yangti.livejournal.com]

Hey! Owww! Stop it! What'd I do?

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*Grin* Probably nothing directly, but I'm sure you probably deserve it for /something/ you've gotten away with in the past... Haven't you? I mean, if you really think about it? :)

Just kidding. Honestly, I'm not a mean, nasty or violent person. I promise. Just thwarted by lack of communication at the moment.

Nice to "meet" you. How'd you happen to end up here?

[yangti.livejournal.com]

Aeons ago I used to hang out with Sarah Roark (doctorcaligari) in Santa Barbara and when I got my own LJ I checked out her Friends. Lo, I found you. Obviously, it was Fate that brought us together. Now I shall find you and watch over you from the shadows, waiting for the right moment to consummate our perfect love.

Um, just kidding, really.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*Grin* I like ya already! :)

I tell ya, I've met the most interesting people on a friends-of-a-friend basis! :)

Welcome to my world, hold onto your hat, your mileage may vary, no deposit/no return. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you resolved that confusion you were feeling earlier. (: PS: I like the new user icon.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

No, you know me, love. I can deal with anything if I know what's what. I just hate not knowing.

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Some are cute and fluffy, the rocks might bounce off.

But I agree. Some need to be poked so they get a clue.

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're cute and fluffy, maybe they don't deserve for the rocks to actually hurt?

*chuckle* You think poking works? *eyes a sharp stick*

[winnett.livejournal.com]

That could be the true reason for the cute and fluffy, I hadn't thought of that.

Poking does work, it is my punishment of choice. :)

[axelgrease.livejournal.com]

Hey! I resent that! What have I done that has anything to do with being a male, and deserves being stoned?

[heartlesswench.livejournal.com]

You have a penis. 'Nuff said.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

So, what *did* happen to prompt that? :)

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

Lack of communications. :) It's being worked on.

Did I mention I'm an intensely impatient person? :)

obliously

[wolfhier.livejournal.com]

True we may be dumb at times but girls are confusing at times, like now, you are upset at us so obviously we should know what it is that made you this way. Oblivious it’s our mistake and since we did it we should already know. That’s basic girl logic.

Bys are dumb girls are confusing life goes on. Weeeeeeee!!

Luv ya sweetie

Re: obliously

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

You're totally right.

It's not fair of me to assume anything. So, I'm just going to ask. It will be fine, no matter what. I just have to learn not to jump to conclusions.

Stupid Rocks!

[jeckcrow.livejournal.com]

Aha! And here I moved up to Seattle, out of range of rock throw-y things. Not so dumb after all. :)

I think it's mostly a matter of priorities. The things that some people consider important are lower priority for others. As a result, they put less effort into minding them, or learning how they work. This is true whether you're a girl, a boy, or a dangerously insane AI. I'm smart at games, and possibly at computers, and sex. I'm dumb at money. I compensate for this by engaging in a fair trade of resources with zhylosa, who is smart at money, and many other things. I like to think of the arrangement as mutually beneficial, and quite snuggly. :)

Re: Stupid Rocks!

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*Giggle*
I think you're very likely right.

I like your priorities, by the way. :)

[jeffcarnegie.livejournal.com]

Girls are delusional. They think they are better at communication because they use like twice as many words in an average day. Passive aggressive behavior does not communicate well or honestly, no matter how many words are used or how in touch with your feeling you think you are. Truth be told, girls are just walking piles of hormones, unable to think clearly because of all the estrogen flowing through their minds.

And when a girl start compaining about boys being dumb, it is usually because some guy has failed to pick up on her passive aggressive hints, which were of course perfectly clear to her, even though they suck as a form of communication. And she, unable to accept that it might be her fault for communicating poorly and not being able to resolve a situation, blames the guy and calls him an idiot.

Yeah. Delusional.

And you suck. You never call anymore. Bitch.

;-)

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

You know, you're probably right on about half of that. Enough that I'd already done the "yeah, we really need to talk" thing. I'm a firm believer on laying it all out on the line, especially when emotions are involved.

As for the rest, if I had your flippin' number, I'd be a lot more likely to call, ya silly git.

[jeffcarnegie.livejournal.com]

I still need to respond to you e-mail, but I figured if I could blame it one you, then it made me feel better. ;-) Seriously, I'll send you my number. I hope everything works out OK.

Getting stoned

[gailedon.livejournal.com]

Um, on behalf of males everywhere I apologize for whatever we did wrong. I'm sure we probably deserve it. Uh, yeah. So what did we do?

Re: Getting stoned

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*hug*
Thanks, dearie. :)

[alexgaratelli.livejournal.com]

I think I'll ask for a run to Miami before she catches up with me...

*warms up the truck*

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

*Grin* Bring me back some sunshine! :)

[alexgaratelli.livejournal.com]

How's 44,000lbs. of it sound? *grin* Just don't save a rock to pelt me with. Please?...

Umm, pretty please?...