In which we are disappointed...

I'm disappointed that they felt "woman pirate" was necessary as it's own category. It's like... we can't be hearthrobs or software pirates or the rest?

Prove them wrong! Show me what kind of a pirate you really think I am!

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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In which we commit thievery...

Blatantly stolen from Eleri...

Describe me in 3 words that I'll most likely have to look up in the dictionary.