In which we are amused...

[jesshartley]

Many thanks to Arimenthe for the lyrics to this delightful ditty...

Bring on the Men (from Jekyll and Hyde)...

There was a time
I don't know when
I didn't have much time for men
but this is now and that was then, I'm learning

A girl alone, all on her own
must try to have a heart of stone
So I try not to make it known my yearning
I try to show I have no need
I really do,
I don't succeed

so let's bring..on the men
and let the fun begin
a little touch of sin
why wait another minute
step this way its time for us to play
they say we may not pass this way again
so lets waste no more time
Bring on the men

I always knew, I always said
that silk and lace in black and red
will drive a man right off his head, its easy

So many men, so little time
I want them all, is that a crime (NO!)
I dont know why they say that I'm too easy
They make me laugh, they make me cry
they make me sick, so god knows why

we say bring on the men
and let the fun begin
a little touch of sin
why wait another minute
step this way its time for us to play
they say we may not pass this way again
so lets waste no more time
bring on the men

They break your heart
they steal your soul
take you apart
and yet they somehow make you whole
so whats their game
I suppose a rose by any other name
the perfume and the pricks the same

I like to have a man for breakfast each day
I'm very social and I like it that way
by late mid-morning I need something to munch
so I ask over 2 men for lunch

And men are mad about my afternoon 'tease'.
they're quite informal I just do it to please
those triple sandwiches are my favorite ones
I must admit, I'm partial to buns

My healthy appetite gets strongest at night
My at home dinners are my men friends delight
When I invite the fellas over to dine
they all come early, in bed by nine!

so lets bring on the men
and let the fun begin
a little touch of sin
why wait another minute
step this way it's time for us to play
they say we may not pass this way again
so lets waste no more time
bring on the men!

(big men, small men,
short men ,tall men
I guess that means almost all men,
I'm a player, 'long as they are men men men!)

Comments

It's raining men.

[young-raven.livejournal.com]

"I suppose a rose by any other name
the perfume and the pricks the same"

I'm going to have SUCH a hard time keeping a straight face next time someone gives me roses.

[monkey0science.livejournal.com]

The British Soundtrack is very hard to find nowadays; sadly, I played the tapes until they were warped and the tunes unrecogniseable...

[arimenthe.livejournal.com]

I looked all over to find it, and have been trying to memorize it. And laughing my ass off the whole time.

It's perfect though. Perfect!