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Some days, I love my job.
I currently have these windows open as I do research: (Warning, some may not be work safe for your work, because your job does not rock as much as mine does.)
http://ask.yahoo.com/20000612.html
http://www.serialkillers.nl/
http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/horrific
http://people.howstuffworks.com/profiling.htm
http://www.google.com/search?q=blood+puddle&hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS177US225&start=10&sa=N
http://www.bloodspatter.com/BPATutorial.htm
http://www.atjsupport.org/Defender/forensics/for_lib/Documents/1120082198.42/c31725406314bb3985257019006b268c%3FOpenDocument&Highlight%3D0,blood
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/index.html

In which we open the door for questions...

Stolen from naebler: 

Because we never really know each other as well as we think, in response to this post I'd like you to ask a question. Anything about which you are curious, anything you feel you ought to know about me. Silly, serious, personal, fannish. Ask away. Then copy this to your own journal, and see what people don't know about you.

I reserve the right to answer in personal email.

In which we giggle...

Stolen from the Women Developers group from IGDA:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a secretary and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. 

It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and dinner cooked.

The second man had married a doctor. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. 

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a female game developer. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. 

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher