[identity profile] tonysalieri.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I was tempted to go and try to edit it, with thigns like: Jess Hartley is currently seeking to raise an army of minions to do her assorted and fell bidding (shopping, house cleaning, assassination). Benefits include pre-Renessance style health care and a warm fuzzy feeling of being part of something bigger than yourself.

But of course, you'd immediately know who did that. :)

[identity profile] tehuti.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she will NOW! :-)